Hodgetwins Monthly Mystery T-Shirt - 2X Entries

Alright get in the mystery van and let’s go shopping! Who doesn’t like a sweet ol surprise like grannies homemade pie on a Saturday morning after drinking all night with the boys. This ones even better, for the low low price of buy this now gosh dangit—you can have a fantastic chance to win some cool stuff through our giveaways and you get a NEW shirt every month. Now remember, these different uh-may-zing type shirts are going to set your liberal friends off into outer space like their flat earth brains, so be sure you order right now. They’re also smediums, so if you’re a gym bro we already know you’re on the list, but get on it again just in case.