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Ain’t no weak coffee here! This bold, patriot-powered blend is for hardworking Americans who demand strength, flavor, and zero compromise in their cup. We combined rich, chocolatey Brazilian beans with bold, smooth Colombian coffee to create a full-bodied, no-BS roast that hits harder than the truth. This is ground coffee, ready to brew. Smooth caramel notes, nutty undertones, and a clean finish—just pure, unfiltered AMERICAN energy. No soy. No weak men. Just Damn Good coffee.
We stand behind the quality and effectiveness of our Damn Good Coffee, which is why we offer a 30-day return policy.
To be eligible for a refund, the product must be returned within 30 days and remain completely unopened. Opened items are not eligible and will void the return.
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How long does shipping take?
Shipping & Handling within the USA is currently taking 4-9 days via USPS.
Who do I contact regarding my order?
If you have any questions regarding your order, please reach out to our Customer Service team at info@shophodgetwins.com
SUGGESTED USE
How to brew
Use 1–2 Tbsp per 8–10 oz water. Brew your way (drip, pour-over, French press). Adjust strength to taste.
When to drink
Morning or early afternoon for the cleanest focus.
If you’re caffeine-sensitive, start with ½ serving and avoid within 6 hours of bedtime.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Can I make it as espresso or cold brew?
A: Yes. It works for espresso-based drinks and makes excellent cold brew
Q: Any storage tips?
A: Keep sealed in a cool, dry place away from heat, moisture, and strong odors for best freshness.
Q: Is this caffeinated?
A: Yes—naturally from coffee. Exact caffeine varies by grind, brew method, and strength. Adaptogens do not add caffeine.
Q: What does it taste like?
A: A smooth medium–dark profile with cocoa and toasted-almond notes and a mellow caramel finish.
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No Soy. No weak men. Just damn good coffee.
Rich and Smooth
Y’all like bold? This Brazilian-Colombian blend hits harder than facts on a liberal.
Mental Boost
Caffeine that smacks y’all awake. Stay sharp, roast dummies, handle business.
Performance Enhancer
Flips the switch and gets y’all movin’. Full beast mode, no warm-up needed.
Rich in Antioxidants
Y’all don’t eat veggies? This got the good stuff to keep your body fightin’.
100% Arabica beans – no soy, no fillers, no BS. Just premium coffee that actually tastes like coffee. This is forreal patriots – no soy, no weak men… just DAMN GOOD™ COFFEE. 💪☕🇺🇸
**Free $5 credit awarded after first subscription renewal, and then a Free $10 credit is awarded after each renewal thereafter, until you cancel.
Free Gifts In renewals for existing subscribers will begin on September 15, 2025.
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